somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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