ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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