idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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