stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We have started to decorate penises.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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