im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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