I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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