these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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