my phone needs a breathalizer
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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