He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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