I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
soo... how was my night?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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