If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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