So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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