I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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