Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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