at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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