But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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