I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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