is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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