is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am spending my child support on dildos
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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