but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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