If i come over, it means nothing
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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