i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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