these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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