whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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