the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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