Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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