Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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