No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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