Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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