Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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