The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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