He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Randomize
