So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im holly from the hills drunk
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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