Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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