is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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