can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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