haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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