Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hippo gnu deer
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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