remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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