...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have demons in me.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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