dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
is that a dick in a sweater?
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