In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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