How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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