these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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