So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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