ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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