just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I want is dick and wine.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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