I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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