I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it hurts more in the daytime
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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