think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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