508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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