I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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