party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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