Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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